Husband: Cant you cook food properly

Wife: I cook food properly the problem is with you

Husband: Really these foods are crap they taste pathetic.

Wife: I spend time in the kitchen from morning till afternoon. I work hard. I take care of two children at home. What do you do?

Husband: I work hard and earn money that you spend lavishly.

Wife: How dare you say that

Husband: Well that is the truth